“This generation has been looking for its next great writer, and Lisa Johnson may know someone.”
- Margaret Atwood *

“Big hair = big brains.”
- Ember Swift

“Tits up!”
- Erin Smith

“Lisa Johnson taught me how to wear plastic poppies as lips.”
- Alix Olson

“Lisa Johnson’s work is so enlightening that you yearn for darkness.”
- Deepak Chopra *

“Lisa tries really hard.”
- Lisa’s first grade teacher *

“Lisa Johnson is underground music’s answer to McDonald’s.”
- Lyndell Montgomery

“Lisa Johnson is like a superhero with no superpowers.”
- Wonder Woman *

“Lisa Johnson is a mainstay in the independent music scene — we just can’t get rid of her.”
- Ember Swift

“Lisa Johnson’s knowledge of music far surpasses even our own.”
- Milli Vanilli *

“Lisa Johnson gave me a great review once; I wish I could do the same.”
- Virginia West

“Lisa Johnson is the reason I moved to England.”
- Madonna *

“If Lisa Johnson’s life were made into a movie, the main character could only be played by. . . Lisa Johnson. Or James Earl Jones.”
- Samantha Farinella

“Lisa Johnson’s work is like a bright light on a sunny day.”
- Virginia West

“Lisa Johnson’s outstanding reputation in the music industry has not gone to her head — there’s no room left.”
- Ani DiFranco *

“It’s fortunate for Lisa Johnson that, these days, narcissism is a sexy attribute.”
- Cheryl Reid

“We in the music industry have a saying: You’re only as big as your hair.”
- Macy Gray *

“Lisa Johnson is her own phylum, sandwiched between Cephalopods and Polyplacophora. We’ll leave her there.”
- Bill Nye *

“If Lisa Johnson’s writing were read aloud in a forest, would it make a sound? No.”
- Alix Olson

“If only I had a photo of Lisa Johnson . . . I would tear it in two.”
- Sinead O’Connor *

* Ummm...not really.